If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Happy birthday to HER!
The succulent smooch came on the eve of
Amanda's Cosette's 27th birthday and, as we didn't see any pics of her unwrapping a Segway, we're guessing a wet one from Wolverine was the best present she received all night!
Regardless of how much condensation formed in her knickers, though, the kiss was probably just friendly!
Hugh has been happily married to Deborra-Lee Furness since well before Dolly the sheep was cloned and we're
positive nearly positive his wife has nothing to worry about!
Dream the dream of Les Misérables on Christmas Day.
[Image via Louie Angelo/WENN & Universal Pictures.]