Poor, poor Kourt.
Now, reports are coming out that Disick knows what he's doing, and how to make it better. What remains though, is whether he can actually do that.
The source says of Disick:
We hope the Hairspray star brought an umbrella, because when this shiz hits the fan we'd hate for the poopie to splatter all over his purdy face!
John Travolta's former pilot and alleged gay ex-lover, Doug Gotterba, filed a lawsuit after allegedly being threatened by the actor's camp upon revealing the intimate details of their 'steamy' seXXXcapades during the later stages of the Cold War!!
When the pilot revealed he was pressured into making a sex tape several months ago, the actor's attorney reportedly tried to silence him with a threatening letter claiming Doug signed a confidentiality agreement at the time of his termination in 1987.
Doug, however, swears he's under no obligation to stay hushed! He admits to signing papers, but he says confidentiality was not mentioned.
"Mr. Gotterba obviously filed this lawsuit to get his 15 minutes of fame. We plan to get this meritless case promptly dismissed."
We don't know whether or not the plaintiff really flew John back and forth between Oral Town and Analberg, but it's becoming increasingly clear Mzr. Travolta's camp is bent on sealing Doug's lips!
Hmm… What Would Xenu Do?
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