This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Xenu have mercy!
know hear John Travolta is a fan of happy endings, but this claim sounds unbelievable!!
The star of Look Who's Talking, Look Who's Talking Too, and Look Who's Talking Now traveled to China recently where he practiced his faith healing in between bites of sesame shrimp.
"I was in Shanghai recently at a work event and the Master of Ceremonies' best friend had recently gotten into a car wreck. He had broken his ankle and was in constant pain. I asked him permission to do some Scientology assists and he said, ‘Okay, sure'. People were standing around watching as I did them. You could actually see him confronting the pain and after a while he looked up at me and said, ‘I feel better,' so I said ‘Okay, end of assist.' He had gotten noticeably better and I was chomping at the bit for more."
If John has the power to perform medical miracles, he should consider spending more time at VA hospitals in between recording sessions for A Very Greased Christmas!
Still, it's a sweet power to have!!
We naturally assumed his most valuable contributions to society these days would come in the form of Wild Hogs sequels, but boy were we misguided, LOLz!!
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