The drama surrounding Corey Haim's alleged sexual abuse at the hands of an A-list actor is nonstop.
They say God doesn't give with two hands!!
But how else could Johnny Depp possess the genetic superiority required to simultaneously slay his fans hearts, minds, panties, and even ear drums?!
The Lone Ranger star was spotted hanging with Mr. Alice Cooper in El Lay recently and the sweet music they made popped ear-bonerz aplenty!
Ch-ch-check out the master thespian channeling his inner-Jimi Hendrix at the Orpheum Theatre while Alice croons the classic Beatles cut Revolution (above)!!
We told you their love was built to last months ago and the proof is definitely in the gooey, scrumptious pudding!
"Johnny was in great spirits. He was really happy and at ease, especially on stage with the rest of the band."
Even more awesome?!
What did the world ever do to deserve you?