Poor, poor Kourt.
Now, reports are coming out that Disick knows what he's doing, and how to make it better. What remains though, is whether he can actually do that.
The source says of Disick:
Anderson Cooper has been temporarily blinded, and we're ready to round up a posse to get whoever did this to our Silver Fox!
The picture, as you can see (above), shows him using Instagram to document the white gauze patch on his eye. Ohhhh you bet our blood is boiling!
Who did this, Anderson? Tell us! TELL US!!!
"Temporarily blinded last week while on assignment. UV light bouncing off water. Much better now. Details today on #andersonlive."
So we put on this suit of armor for no reason?? Don't DO that to us, Anderson!
"I wake up in the middle of the night and it feels like my eyes are on fire. It turns out I have sunburned my eyeballs and I go blind. I went blind for 36 hours. I took this picture of me after I went to the hospital.That's my new Match.com profile picture, by the way."
Well, we're totally glad you're okay, Anderson. You had us worried that we'd have to figure out how to hide a body or something… LOLz! Jk, Jk!
This is the perfect example of why everyone should wear sunglasses! Problem solved!
[Image via Instagram.]