Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
You show that hyperemesis gravidarum who's boss, gurl!
"The Duchess of Cambridge is continuing to feel better. She and the duke are immensely grateful for the good wishes they have received. She will remain in hospital at present and will continue to be treated for hyperemesis gravidarum."
Phew!! We were worried there!!
The thought of our beautiful crumpet hospitalized just scared the bloody bejeeyzus out of us!!
Keep feeling better, princess!! We're thinking about you and that bouncy baby inside yo' tummy!!
[Image via WENN.]