It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Hmm this does NOT sound like a Katy Perry move to us!
And to avoid his searching gaze, onlookers claim Mz. Katy disappeared under the table like a frightened kitty cat before Johnny slapped some billz on the table so that the pair could hightail it outta there!
"As soon as Katy saw Russell, she hid under the table. When he was directed to one far away, she emerged. John threw some money on the table and they headed to the back door and their waiting car. Russell didn't seem to see a thing but everyone in the restaurant saw what happened."
We highly doubt Katy would do anything but hold her raven-haired head high during such an uncomfortable encounter, so we are mighty suspect about this whole hiding under the table allegation…
Although Russell and Katy were acting rather evasive when they happened to be at the same Lakers game in October, as apparently neither of them even acknowledged the others' presence!
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