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Lindsay Lohan: The Mystery Of The Missing Money!

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So that's why Linday Lohan's fingers get so sticky around expensive jewels… she literally has NO MONEY!

But where does it all go?! Why can't Our Lady of Perpetual Chaos pay any of her taxes?!

Well it seems that Lindsay's lavish spending habits are as allegedly out of control as her drinking!

One insider reveals:

"Her finances are in a mess. She lives very large, staying at the best hotels and traveling first-class. All the money she earns she spends, and then when it comes to taxes, she has nothing left. Right now, she is desperate to find a paying gig to just get this burden off her back."

Hmm… kind of like how she spent almost $50,000 at one of the most expensive hotels in Hollywood over the Summer?

BUT, according to Lindsay's #1 fan Michael Lohan, Lilo's mama Dina Lohan has something to do with Lindz's devastating financial situation!

Mikey apparently believes that Dina is behind Lindsay's mysteriously missing money — the $150,000 Lilo got for promoting an energy drink, the $1 million she received for baring her tittays for Playboy, and all that glorious cash she got for smashing so many bottles against the wall in Liz & Dick — and that the answers to Lindsay's $$$ woes can only be found with Dina.

Oh Lindz.

Well we hope your family isn't STILL controlling your moniez, and hey, at least you won't be spending tons of casheroo if you're sitting in jail… right?!


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7 comments to “Lindsay Lohan: The Mystery Of The Missing Money!”

  1. 1

    You're a fucking idiot. You steal speculation from other sites and post it without checking whether or not it's true. I know you don't know anyone in the industry and have zero legitimate sources to check your facts. But quoting anything that Michael Lohan may have said? Really? How the fuck would HE know about his daughter's finances? You're a lazy, piece of shit hack, Mario.

  2. andyscandy says – reply to this


    that french cocaine and VD meds get expensive…who will she steal from next??

  3. 3

    What missing money? She lives a spoiled brat life. She steals what she can't afford, lke the Rolex, the mink, and she blames everyone around her for her misfortunes. So entertaining. Especially since you consider her worthless, blood-sucking father as a legitimate source. Doesn't her father have ANOTHER child on the way?

  4. 4

    Okay Pansy Hunter - if you feel that way, why are you here? Do you work for Lohan? Because if you don't, you are visiting a site that you hate, you're racking up hits and comments for Mario, you're adding to the site's advertising cache. So I wonder, are you a friend of Lohan's? Or are you unfortunately one of those people who uses less than 3% of their brain?

    This site is not a professional news organization with reporters. Most intelligent people who come to this site know that. One comes to the site to see Perez Hilton's take on celebs - and in this case giving information about a woman who truthfully is a lying thief, a drug and alcohol addict, a crying entitled baby, a car crashing-delusional criminal who is also a tax evader. So maybe you should get your facts straight, if you're mentally capable of doing so and realize this site is one person's take on the news that's already out there. And if you don't like it - don't come here. It will take some will power on your part, Pansy Hunter, but perhaps you have a bit more of that than Lohan.

  5. bobo99 says – reply to this


    who you kidding. she gets paid in cash so she can buy her drugs. bypass the biz manager right to the drug dealer.

  6. 6

    Re: bobo99 – the only people paying her in cash are the rich middle eastern guys she shags for $$. no one in the film industry is paying ANYONE in cash. What an idiot. BTW she needs to find her a rich daddy to get her ass out of her money troubles, although I can't imagine anyone that knows her story is going to be willing to go there. she's a toxic mess. absolutely no one wants her around anymore.

  7. @v@ says – reply to this


    Michael's going to be hit with a big, fat slander lawsuit one of these days, and he'll have to prove his claims or pay the piper AND the legal bills.