But where does it all go?! Why can't Our Lady of Perpetual Chaos pay any of her taxes?!
Well it seems that Lindsay's lavish spending habits are as allegedly out of control as her drinking!
"Her finances are in a mess. She lives very large, staying at the best hotels and traveling first-class. All the money she earns she spends, and then when it comes to taxes, she has nothing left. Right now, she is desperate to find a paying gig to just get this burden off her back."
Hmm… kind of like how she spent almost $50,000 at one of the most expensive hotels in Hollywood over the Summer?
Mikey apparently believes that Dina is behind Lindsay's mysteriously missing money — the $150,000 Lilo got for promoting an energy drink, the $1 million she received for baring her tittays for Playboy, and all that glorious cash she got for smashing so many bottles against the wall in Liz & Dick — and that the answers to Lindsay's $$$ woes can only be found with Dina.
Well we hope your family isn't STILL controlling your moniez, and hey, at least you won't be spending tons of casheroo if you're sitting in jail… right?!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]