Nothing says "it's over" quite like brutally attacking your ex.
However, Jenelle is letting someone else tell her version of the events.
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King of scandalous funtimes? Sure.
Reigning Ruler of the Las Vegas Strip? Definitely.
But Prince Harry becoming King of England? NOPE. NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
Hmmm. How do we put this delicately? Unless the Queen of England, Prince Charles AND Prince William were to unfortunately meet their demise, the gingery royal would have been the next in line to rule over the British Isles…
But because of laws that may soon be passed, a direct descendant's first born child (regardless of gender) now takes precedence over ALL others, thus Kate Middleton's babe (or babies!) trumps Harry when it comes to ANY claim to the throne!
Sorry dude! But we always got the feeling that Harry does NOT want the intense responsibility of ruling a country.
Plus, we don't think Buckingham Palace takes kindly to flip-cup games on their stately, antique tables, and naked strippers are probably frowned upon… LOLz!
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