It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
The minister who helped Angus T. Jones' find the "filth" of his ways last week was apparently hiding dirt of his own!
In fact, according to a police record that spans several states, Christopher Hudson is as far from saintly as one can get!!
Before brainwashing the half-man from Two and a Half Men, he was caught driving without registration and without a license on multiple occasions!
Kriss Krossed Chris crossed state lines without paying his debts or settling his court affairs in his previous places of residence!!
WWJD?? Well, he certainly wouldn't run away from his problems!
We realize Jesus was arrested by the Romans once, too, but handcuffs hardly seem like the most direct path toward spiritual enlightenment!
Hopefully Angus did his homework on this guy!!
It's possible Chris isn't the best spiritual role model!
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