Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
WOW!!! Talk about getting caught with your pants DOWN!
Emile Hirsch apparently forgot he was a human being and thought he had transformed into a dog!
How else can he explain this AMAZING picture of him peeing in a potted cactus outside of the Bootsy Bellows nightclub.
We describe it as amazing, obviously, because of the Into The Wild actor's face after he realizes that his sprung leak was being captured in a totally-not Kodak moment.
This is definitely one for the photo album - DEFINITELY!!!
Don't worry, Emile - this will all blow over and for the next time, remember you only get two "shakes". Anymore than that is considered playing with yourself.
Fun facts, Ha!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]