Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
CHAIR gets married, y'all!
But is it a dream?? A chapter of Dan's??
IS THIS REAL LIFE??
Peruse the pretty photos (below) to get all the spoiler-ific fun of Gossip Girl's December 17th series finale.
But don't forget how deceiving she can be, that GG!
We're not so sure we're buying such a fairytale ending THIS easily!!
Also — WHAT is that packet Dan's handing Nate??
[Image courtesy of Gossip Girl.]