Ready for the truth??
The former NFL player shared:
Apparently, the transgender woman who had welcomed him into the home was naked and
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O Rly?! OMG!!
Does this mean they're gonna bake royal crumpets together and sip tea while they choose baby names??
FINALLY… BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!!
It's like a holiday miracle or something. The world has been saved!
The magazine's source says Justin Theroux is giddy with excitement, gushing:
"Justin’s telling his friends. Jen’s really excited, too, but she’s concerned because of her age and because it’s early. She wants to make sure everything’s okay and is focusing on her health right now."
Right… cuz she definitely wouldn't wanna suffer any of that severe morning sickness like her preggo spirit animal was hospitalized for!
Look… we're gonna be THRILLED when and if these two conceive a babe. Because that baby WILL be Hollywood Royalty… but until we hear it from a rep's mouth… we're gonna have a hard time swallowing this pill.
We've just been teased SO MUCH! WAH! ;)
[Image courtesy of inTouch.]