Umm, this is NOT what we were expecting from TLC.
Check out the official statement (below)!
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Teresa Giudice better prepare!
After watching the season four herself, the Manzo matriarch determined that SHE was the table-flipping-looney of the season — and she is mortified!
“You know what it is? You’re gonna survive it and then when you look at yourself and say, ‘God, I acted so foolishly.’ Over what? It’s not worth it.”
Don't worry, Manzo has a plan to get back at Teresa for making her act foolishly…. she's staying the f*ck outa the bull sh*t!!
No matter what Mz.Giudice does, Caroline will do everything in he power to avoid strippergate, sibling and cook book dramaz. Her mantra for filming in the future is this:
“I at least know how I feel and the past is where I want it to be. It’s in the past. I feel good about [this season] and I’m going in with a very positive attitude and you know, Caroline is back!”
HOWEVER, do not expect to see Caroline and the future single mom to driving around Franklin Lakes in matching BFF Benzes!
As far as Caroline sees it, she and Tre will NEVER be close again:
“I don’t know if we could go back to where it was, but I’d certainly like to be able to get into, ‘How’s the kids? How’s everything?’ Civil. We can be civil, certainly. But if it will go back to where it was, that’s doubtful.”
Well, that's very mature… but also BORRRING!
We're all for family reuniting and people not wanting to commit murder during the season reunion, but that doesn't mean we want to watch a bunch of overdressed women hug for an hour every Sunday night.
We're confident Giudice will find a way to push Manzo's buttons next season.
This battle can't be over yet!