That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
How can Captain America concentrate on saving Manhattan from evil-doers if he's busy bailing his lil' bro out of the big house?
Before this morning, Scott Evans was known to some as the younger brother who talked Chris Evans into dancing at the gay bar and known to others as a TV cop who loved sucking man-tongue on One Life to Live!
He's just a guy who was arrested after allegedly buying dope off an undercover cop!
Silly boy! Didn't you learn anything playing a policeman on the soaps!?
Always ask Davey the Drug Dealer to hit the joint himself before handing him the cash — that's how you know he isn't an undercover cop!!
ElLayPD booked the actor last night for attempting to possess a controlled substance, which is a felony.
Scott supposedly posted this Facebook message after being bailed out this morning:
"Most ridiculous night of my life in LA so far. At least I made it a year before getting arrested."
Ridiculous? Narcotics are addictive, unhealthy, AND expensive!!
Hopefully this was a misunderstanding or a one-time lapse in judgment!
[Image via Joseph Marzullo/WENN.]