Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
You school those Today show hosts Marina!
And rule number one should be the title of your album Electra Heart… way to go calling it Electricia Heart, Willie Geist!
Get educated in the etiquette of heart-breakery (above)!