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Paris Hilton And River Viiperi Make Miami Even Hotter!

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Mmm Mmmmmmmmm

Paris Hilton and our her supermodel boyfriend, River Viiperi, have landed in Miami!!

The cute couple look trendy and happy together, but what’s the point of having River in the sunshine state if the hottie isn’t shirtless?!!! We feel robbed!

In true Paris style, the heiress tweeted the reason for their visit, sharing:

We guess he has to keep his shirt on so he doesn't distract others from the art at Art Basel.

Fine, we forgive you River!! But please take a moment to break away from that all-too-appropriate button-up for some relaxation time at the beach!!

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19 comments to “Paris Hilton And River Viiperi Make Miami Even Hotter!”

  1. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    Ummmm…..Ms. Whoreton…you have a bit of cum on your upper left lip….over a bit..a little higher…THERE YOU GO ! ! ! You got it !

  2. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    IF I was this guy, I would be wrapping my ENTIRE body in a condom. This WHORE HILTON has seen more ceilings than MichaelAngelo…..She is responsible for 75% of the STDs of Sourthern California.

  3. Levity says – reply to this


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    Vapid, homophobic bitch and her famewhore piece of fluff. They are so low they even came to see you on stage . Desperados!



  4. 4

    He could be hot if he wasn't with Paris - now I look at him and can't help but be grossed out a bit. And Paris - you are in your 30's now - you are way too old for that exaggerated arms back, chest out pose.

  5. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    She is getting to be one pathetic aging 'Ho, ain't she … ?



  6. 6

    Is she going to Art Basel to showcase her feet?

  7. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    WHO cares about this vapid SKANK anyways, other than to make fun of her …? Her 15 minutes are SO over ! Her mildly retarded sister - Nicky - even seems more appealing at this point, and they just keep her locked in a room all day, with her crayons, drawing pictures of 'handbags' …LOL ! FAMILY IS A LOW-LIFE AS CAN BE ! Brothers are druggies, too…Mother has one of the FATTEST asses in Bev Hill…Father is one right stooge ! FAMILY OF THE YEAR !

  8. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    BIG NOSE….Wonky eye….Feet like a duck…….What got this 'Ho on t.v., again … ?

  9. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    Yes…she said all those HATEFUL things regarding Gay Men ! Glad the Gay HollyWood Mafia has ostracized her ! Talk ’bout a career in the 'crapper' ! Good Riddance !

  10. Leslie says – reply to this


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    How much is she paying him to be seen with her?

  11. an says – reply to this


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    i think that hes gotten even fatter with her

  12. YES I'LL KILL U says – reply to this


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    THIS SLUT NEEDS BREAST CANCER STAT !

  13. david says – reply to this


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    why does this slag always dive her back and thrust her pelvis out for photos? very FUGLY!

  14. gunnar sadee says – reply to this


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    who cares ?! I am so bored with that . She is so over.



  15. 15

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  16. boston61 says – reply to this


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    She is being USED. She will end up alone.



  17. 17

    Good god, is she wearing a back brace or something? Why is she standing like that? Pigeon toed and wearing Louboutin's….sigh. This poor fake bitch.

  18. Mr Pete says – reply to this


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    Looking at her feet , you would think The Miami Boat Show is back in town



  19. 19

    She will be alone forever