Laura may have mysteries... but Debra puts it all out in the open!
Paris Hilton and
our her supermodel boyfriend, River Viiperi, have landed in Miami!!
The cute couple look trendy and happy together, but what’s the point of having River in the sunshine state if the hottie isn’t shirtless?!!! We feel robbed!
— Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) December 6, 2012
We guess he has to keep his shirt on so he doesn't distract others from the art at Art Basel.
Fine, we forgive you River!! But please take a moment to break away from that all-too-appropriate button-up for some relaxation time at the beach!!
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[Image via Splash News.]