This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
The first comprehensive trailer for Star Trek: Into Darkness has arrived…
And it's melted our brainz SO EFFING SWEETLY!!
BUT WAIT THERE'S SO MUCH MORE!!
Well, about 15 seconds more of extra footage (Zoe Saldana why are you crying?!) in the extended Japanese trailer, which you must check out if you want to live long and prosper …AFTER THE JUMP!!!