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And don't we look goooood doing it?! LOLz!
We were totes honored to be invited on The Talk today to discuss some good-natured gossip with the loveliest ladies on TV!
They asked us in to testify as an expert witness on one of our favorite subjects — Taylor Swift's always intriguing love life!
T-Swizzle's little black book has more pages than Gone With the Wind and — just as many explosions, LOLz!!
One Direction has bajillions of loyal
fans Directioners, and they're protective over their boy Harry Styles!
We aren't a hater, though! A gal's '20s are the perfect time for her to dangle her feet in the waters of love and test the temperature!!
Ch-ch-check out our fascinating conversation about Swifty and the many handsome hunks who used their dipstick to check her oil levels!
She is a young, gorgeous, talented slice of perfection and, as long as it doesn't break any laws, who are we to deny her happiness?!