We doubt Michelle Pugh is smiling now!
"Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a blowjob call …"
And then she actually included a phone number!
Ch-ch-check out the post (below)!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
50 Shades of SWEET!
E.L. James' incomprehensibly popular series of erotic novels spawned more than just vaginal boners for the soccer moms !
The Twilight-inspired fic inspired a line of sex toys, a forthcoming film adaptation, and even a board game!
YES! Just in time for Christmas!
We can't wait for Christian Grey to squeeze through our tight little chimney, and stuff the shiz out of our stocking!!
Best. Present. Ever.
The prudish of heart need-not worry, either. Imagination designed the 50 Shades of Grey Party Game for adults, but zero nudity is required. It's not even a full-contact experience!
Aww! We imagined a clothing-optional, 50 Shades-inspired version of Twister, LOLz!
[Image via Imagination Games.]