This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
“I like to be free. Sometimes, the less clothing the better. I'm just comfortable in my skin and my body.”
..Then Mrs. Clinton must have made her feel verrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy comfortable because she was shamelessly photographed ogling the singer’s ta-tas during the 2012 George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony.
Christina made sense of the KODAK moment with the well-respected Secretary of State by divulging:
“She's such like, you know, a force in a room. She's got that star charisma and everything about her. I couldn't take me eyes off her either—so, it was mutual. That looks like it was Photoshopped, but it's not. That was a real moment.”
It’s too bad the ceremony didn’t have an honor for leadership in breasts because Christina would’ve won that one hands down!! HA!
Another thing that helps Christina relax? FLATULENCE.
“It's our third season in and us as coaches have hit our stride. We get what it's all about. We're invested in our teams and I'm sitting next to [Blake Shelton] the whole time, so how can I not laugh? Between him and [Cee Lo Green], with his gas over there.”
If Christina is this open in public, we don't even want to know all the DIIRRTTYY things she and her beau, Matt Rutler, do behind closed doors…or do we?
Maybe we should submit THAT inquiry to Ellen for her next interview with the Body singer??!!LOLZ!!
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