Damn you, Santy!
After yet another report surfaced alleging that Jenny Jen was carrying a bundle of cuteness in her belly implanted there by future hubby Justin Theroux, her representatives felt the need to clear some things up…
Jennifer Aniston is NOT pregnant.
Perhaps Jen just needs to pay a visit to Kate Middleton and give her budding royal belly — which is obviously magical and grants wishes — a big ol' rub…
We're sure she'll get pregnant THAT way!
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