Check out the speech (above) and see if you think Kanye is seriously running for prez!
It's been so long, we almost forgot that The Lord Of The Rings is what made us fall in love with Orlando Bloom in the first place!
But seeing him back in character as Legolas the Elf just has us all titillated all over again! Talk about manflesh! Those Orcs might have the right idea!
Check out this first look at our only Orlando back in full elf makeup! His eyes are so BLUE! His hair is so GOLD!
How is that other guy holding it together with such beauty right in front of him?!
We wouldn't be able to keep our eyes off the shaft!
Of his arrows.
Because he's an archer.