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Teen Girl Robs Bank, Jacks Car, & Accidentally Confesses On YouTube!

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For those who put their money on Hannah Sabata to win the 2012's Criminal Mastermind of the Year award, well, you might want to sit down for a minute…

The 19-year-old blonde from Nebraska was clever enough to rob a bank and escape the premises with $6K, but after that her plan went to hell.

Ch-ch-check out Hannah's latest entry in her YouTube channel (above)!

The criminal genius flaunts her newfound cash, the keys to her stolen getaway car, and even a pipe full of wacky-tabacky!


The bad news?

Hannah, you forgot to make your upload private! Now the cops — who have since arrested her — possess evidence to put you behind bars!

The good news?

Your vid has almost 1 mil views!! And critics applaud Green Day's Warning as as a thematically appropriate choice for the soundtrack!

So, you have that going for you!

Almost as absurd as the video is Hannah's cray-cray mug shot, take a look at that madness (below)!

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20 comments to “Teen Girl Robs Bank, Jacks Car, & Accidentally Confesses On YouTube!”

  1. Alan Brickman says – reply to this


    I love her!!!! When's her reality show dropping???

  2. Anna says – reply to this


    Thank God for Social Services

  3. 3

    Like Cyndi Lauper said, "Girls just wanna have fun…." Right….

    What a dumbass.

  4. free says – reply to this


    Re: Alan Brickman – That's exactly what I was thinking- what a lovely fucked up world we live in.

  5. 5

    It's obvious this girl needs help…having your baby taken from you(even if it's the best thing for the baby and mom) can make you think and do some crazy things! Should she get off easy…no. Prison AND psychological help are needed.

  6. ruth says – reply to this


    This girl obviously needs help and serious counselling. I feel sorry for her. Not condoning what she did but you can see there's a upset distressed young woman behind all the front. Was not fun to watch.

  7. 7

    Gives new meaning to the term "bleached dumb blonde".

  8. TheOZ says – reply to this


    I look for her to star in a soon to be released porn. "Teenage Bank robbers"

  9. Dowan says – reply to this


    she's an albino negro, member of perez's pig nose club

  10. justin says – reply to this


    Is she fucking retarded, even if she did make it private, YouTube would be forced to release all of the information to the authorities once they found out about the video and they would have .now they have a video confession. She should probably get the stupidest criminal of the decade award. Then a physiological evaluation, because clearly this bitch craves attention in the worst way.

  11. ShoeAShoe says – reply to this


    wow so no one is gonna comment on the fact that she writes backwards cause she thinks the camera works like a mirror? she is a f-ing FOOL

  12. 12

    Um… I have no words.

  13. @v@ says – reply to this


    You can't fix stupid.

  14. 14

    Re: ShoeAShoe – She doesn't, some webcams still mirror. Fool.

  15. Kansas says – reply to this


    Bettin' this girl has been told all of her life that she's stupid.
    And that this was her psychologically messed up way of proving that she isn't.
    "Look at me! I'm so smart! See what I did? Can't call me stupid anymore, Mommy!"


  16. 16

    I worry for bank security that someone this stupid managed to steal from them.

  17. 17

    It's official. Teenage to 20 something girls are dumb as shit.

  18. Lori says – reply to this


    I'm impressed! Finally, somebody who is more screwed up than Lindsay Lohan!

  19. OhPlease says – reply to this


    Stupid is as stupid does. She got what she deserved.

  20. Kristin says – reply to this