Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
WARNING: What you're about to read is not a recap of last night's episode of Sister Ex-Wives! This actually just happened!
Brooke Mueller handed over temporary custody of her twin boys to Denise Richards!!
But, don't worry, it's totes for a good cause!
Charlie Sheen's most recent ex-wife played pass the progeny with her sons Bob and Max because she's entering rehab for a life-threatening Adderall addiction and she can no longer care for them properly!
Thankfully, the girl who let Neve Campbell lick champagne off her boobs in Wild Things is waiting in the wings to become a surrogate mommy for what sources say will be an "an indefinite period of time."
Apparently his Anger Management shooting schedule is so demanding, there just wouldn't be time.
We're genuinely grateful Denise is helping out because caring for these little dudes should take precedence over everything else!
[Image via WENN.]