We doubt Michelle Pugh is smiling now!
"Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a blowjob call …"
And then she actually included a phone number!
Ch-ch-check out the post (below)!
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Aww poor, poor Kate Middleton!
After all the stress and devastation Prince William's wife has been through over the past week, taking a trip to Middle Earth to visit everyone's favorite little people (sorry Snow White dwarves!) would have been a magical way to unwind…
"The Duchess of Cambridge will not attend The Hobbit Premiere tomorrow evening and will continue to rest privately. The Duke of Cambridge will attend as planned."
At least Wills can tell her alllll about it! Or he could simply read the book to her…
But either way, we're sure Lady Kate will see Peter Jackson's version of J.R.R. Tolkien's fantastical tale at some point…
Perhaps she'll even
read it to watch it with the baby! ADORBZ!
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