No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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At the rate she is hemorrhaging fans since playing with Rupert Sanders' trouser Hunstman, we aren't entirely sure KStew should throw her remaining loyalists under a bus, but that's her call!
If you bother to check out On the Road after its wide release later this month, don't let her catch you staring at her unchained sweater-djangos!
Kristen Stewart is totes annoyed by the pervs who are made a big deal about her nudity in the Jack Kerouac adaptation.
"I do hate also when people go, 'Oh, wow, great performance. So brave.' Oh, because I'm naked? That's very annoying. But at the same time, if that's what they're focusing on, then On the Road probably isn't for them anyway. This book celebrates being alive and it celebrates being human, and if you want to cover up and deny any aspect of that, you are denying the spirit of the book."
Wow! Hating your fans?! Telling them to skip your film?!
Now that's brave!!
Did you think Kristen's publicist advised her to tell potential filmgoers to see something else on Christmas?! R-Patz must be extra protective of his baby's boobies these days!
We guess Bella's
bouncing B-cups adorbzies As are the sole custody of Robert Pattinson now!
Ahh! Then they're just the luckiest breasts in the whole wide world!
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