That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
River, you look a bit warm…maybe you should take off a couple layers?!?!
Paris Hilton and River Viiperi even make sweats look super fiiine.
The rarely fully-clothed couple was spotted walking through LAX hand-in-hand after a weekend trip down south to Miami's Art Basel.
River still looks delicious, but we much prefer him without sunglasses
and clothes so we can see his beauty in its full glory!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]