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Shia LaBeouf Kidnaps Alec Baldwin — And We Support This Decision!
Shia LaBeouf is planning to kidnap Alec Baldwin!
It's finally over! The Transformers star has snapped- and the final straw was a game of Words With Friends!
JK! Shia will actually be abducting Alec onstage! He hasn't REALLY adopted a life of crime!
Although we do know he likes to work method on movies like Nymphomaniac…
Oh no! Look out, Jack Donaghy! LOLz!
The two stars known almost as much for their offstage rants as their onscreen monologues are costarring in a production of Orphans, a crime drama that was first performed thirty years ago- before Shia was even born!
The March 2013 premiere show marks Shia's Broadway debut, but something tells us we can expect to see more of the young star on the boards.
After all, he wanted to get away from Hollywood, and Broadway is on the other side of the country!
[Image via Andres Otero/Apega/WENN.]
Tags: alec baldwin, broadway, debut, hollywood, orphans, perform, premiere, production, shia labeouf, stage, star
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I wouldn't cross my toilet to see Shia LaDouche because he's a pretentious asshole with delusions of adequacy. Stupid kike.