OK, we're just going to say it. Selena Gomez' boobs are going CRAZY!
And we're not talking about one of her dining companions!
[Image via Selena Gomez/Instagram.]
But Christ, being famous and in lurve ain't easy!
So… (brace yourselves) there's a chance this romance will not end in wedding bells.
But don't worry!
When If they do inevitably part ways, Taylor won't have to go through all the trouble of writing a bitter breakup song, cuz American Idol alum, Tim Urban wrote one for her!
Treat your ears to the tune and PRESS PLAY (above)!
It's no We're Never Ever Getting Back Together, but it DOES sound like Swiftylious original.
Great job Tim!