They should change the name of the show to AWKWARD! With Kelly and Michael!
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Child Protection Services checking up on children after an alleged drug overdose?! What kind of wacky world do we live in?!?!
It seems Charlie Sheen's former
penis tiger wrangler Brooke Mueller is PISSED at the L.A. County Dept. of Children and Family Services because they apparently forced their way insider her home after Brookie had returned from her most recent hospital stay.
The adderall-addicted mamma claims the DCFS investigators rummaged through her LA abode for over 6 hours looking for drugs, but all they found was a stubbed out cigarette on her bathroom floor.
Brooke's home invaders then began asking if she smoked at home around the kids, before barraging her 3-year-old twins with questions like "Has mommy ever touched you?" while also checking for signs of physical abuse, finding nothing.
Brooke apparently felt "harrassed" after the whole incident…
Kick that hyperactive, adderall monkey off your back Brooke so that you can return to your baby boys!
You know… if the DCFS lets you!
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