This HAS to be a joke. What careers, Perez, are YOU responsible for the successes of? Hmmm? Let's see … Sliimy? No. MattyB? No. IM5? No, you use them for your gross, deviant sex fantasies; you should NEVER be allowed to be around young males. Even so, that group is going nowhere at all. Who have you managed, with any real degree of success, that you're competent to give advice to? You can't even get your own failed career going; you long to be a rich and famous entertainer, but you get appearances on Z-list shows that appear on off networks. Your play run didn't do well, your gay club music CD didn't sell for shit, and whatever happened to your radio show? You know the one where the guy who hired insisted that YOU ARE pop culture? No one tuned in, huh? You're a nobody in entertainment. Cheryl Cole is a talentless, auto-tuned whore, just like all the other female musical acts you praise. The very last person Cole should take advice from is YOU, the laughingstock of the industry. You've got your ugly ape face pressed up against the window, and you're staring in desperately, but you'll never get any closer, homo. Nor will anyone you "manage." lol

Intelligent readers were really hoping that Cheryl Cole would take on Pervertez as her manager in N. America. That way, after a brief flurry of postings here, she would never be heard from again.

EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH FAILS HOM0 LOLz

Good luck cracking the U.S. if that lawsuit is genuine. Hot potato.