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Justin Bieber Murder Plot! Obsessed Murderers Planned On Strangling & Dismembering The Biebs!

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What the f*ck kind of twisted mind dreams up something so devious… and so fashion forward?

It seems that Mark Staake and his nephew Tanner Ruane were recruited by convicted murderer and rapist Dana Martin to MURDER Justin Bieber and his bodyguard using paisley ties — Martin's calling card.

Martin is apparently obsessed with Beebs AND has a tattoo of him of his baby, baby, baby Bieber on his leg!

Staake met Martin while in prison where the whole plot was dreamed up, and Staake and his nephew were supposed to orchestrate the strangling and (BE WARNED THIS IS GROSS) castration of Bieber and his bodyguard after Staake got out of jail.

In fact, it was all supposed to go down at Justin's Madison Square Garden show, but thankfully Staake was arrested on outstanding warrants before anything horrible could happen.

His cousin did actually make it to NY but police caught him and found murder tools and pruning shears in his trunk.

EEEEEE!

Strangely enough, the man with the murderous Bieber fever — Mr. Martin — spilled the plot to the cops and gave up the pair who were allegedly going to carry out his killer wish!

Thank the gods this whole plan was nixed and that Justin remains safe to serenade and throw stuff at papz another day!

Creepy stuff.

[Image via JLN Photography/WENN.]

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36 comments to “Justin Bieber Murder Plot! Obsessed Murderers Planned On Strangling & Dismembering The Biebs!”



  1. 1

    That is really creepy - so glad they caught those guys. BUT……doesn't castration seem a little redundant?



  2. 2

    $85 an hour! Seriously I don't know why more people haven't tried this, I work two shifts, 2 hours in the day and 2 in the evening…And whats awesome is Im working from home so I get more time with my kids. Heres where I went,

  3. RainbowBrite says – reply to this


    3

    I like how it's a semi-fucked up serious thing and you toss in the baby baby thing.

  4. olo says – reply to this


    4

    Q: What does Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree have in common?
    A: Their balls are just for decoration.



  5. 5

    Justine doesn't have a cock or balls to cut off. I'm normally against violence, but that plot would have rid the world of Maple Jesus, the annoying very white girly boy who tries to act thug but comes off like a lesbian. I'm not sure the police did the world a favor by thwarting it.



  6. 6

    The two potential assassins are suckers that had pissed off they guy who hired them.



  7. 7

    I dont see any reason to keep these guys locked up. Release them immediatley…and give them their tools back!

  8. BlowMe says – reply to this


    8

    I'm not even a bieber fan at all but this is twisted.

  9. TK says – reply to this


    9

    i must agree. Im not a bieber fan as well but this is just to much. To go as far as to plan to kill him? i know he can be annoying but thats just too fucked up.

  10. AllyKat says – reply to this


    10

    How is one supposed to castrate the Biebs when the Biebs is clearly a woman?



  11. 11

    I wonder if they planned to make a mold of his cock. I would buy that!

  12. Sally says – reply to this


    12

    I thought the Bieb was already ballsless? Anyways, I was like, WTF at the headline at a news site, and then I was laughing at a couple of crazy drunk guys until I read to the part about them being convicted felons, one of them being in for the rape of an minor, and then it was YIKES!

  13. teeter totter says – reply to this


    13

    Re: Sally – Sally, go back and re-read the story carefully. The guy who asked them to commit the murder for him, Mr. Martin, is the one who is in prison for raping and killing a young teen, not these two. Sick story. Do not care for him, but no one should be out to harm another human being.



  14. 14

    Hate this annoying twink but that's a bit much.

  15. Geez says – reply to this


    15

    This world is so twisted and sick, that being famous is the most unattractive notion to me. I could not imagine random low life's of society plotting to cut off things and wanting to strangle me. It's so not worth it.



  16. 16

    I'm pretty sure that guys was going to rape him before he killed him. This person is sick! Biebs needs to us his security.

  17. Exile says – reply to this


    17

    This just clearly goes to show how far this Bieber hate has gone.. Pathetic really, I've never been a fan and I'm not into pop music, but cut the kid a break. He has plenty of fans and a world where a star that makes ppl happy is brutally murdered is not a "better place" you ignorant f*cks need to stop posting and just shut the hell up.

  18. BLUEJAYS says – reply to this


    18

    This is just plain wied and just stuip, but true. Maybe he had a vist from christmas ghosts past, present and future. Or I think what he was doing to do is turn them in after the murders to get out and he would turn out to be a hero. they miss a turn in vermont and went in to canada where a board patrol stop them and they would the one's to arrest the one with out standing warrents. the other one was let go then he got arrested in New york right by the hotel where Justin was sopose to be staying at one news station is reporting but he was eight days early.

  19. ally says – reply to this


    19

    I'm not a Justin Bieber fan and sometimes he does annoy me. But all of you saying he deserves this sick thing to happen etc. you're must be as sick as these three twisted guys.

  20. Bondurantguy says – reply to this


    20

    Re: rosebud99 – I have no clue but they do that to bulls when they do not want them to mate. I only know that my daughter boyfriends have a grandpa that was a farmer. Yes it does seem stuip and redundant maybe he thought if he did that it would fall back on him if it was sucessful. Kind of sound like a new CSI or crimmal minds epsoside now.



  21. 21

    Re: rosebud99 – lolllllllllllll hilarious

    sick stuff yet somehow comforting … thinking of no more cocky lil shit in his ferrari.. annoying the shit outt a me in my hyundai

  22. BONDUMEN says – reply to this


    22

    That plain wrong in all source of the words. I can't not know what in the blue hell that they were thinking.

  23. Bondurantguy says – reply to this


    23

    Re: ally – That why now I traded on the bieber's hater and I said sorry he accepted it. and we went on a marry little ways. but remember people if you are a christian you some day will be judge on how you treated other people including him. I could sleep or eat anything until I said sorry it was like stress lifted off of me like that. Now I respect him for what he does for his fans and his fans seem to love him. some WAY TO MUCH THIS IS THE EXPAMLE.

  24. marcella says – reply to this


    24

    That man was in a Mexican jail….Justin hangs out with a Mexican….Maybe the FBI should look into Selena's possible connection with this…Never trust a shady WETBACK!!!

  25. LetsEatTheElderly says – reply to this


    25

    This article is extremely poorly written.

  26. Bree says – reply to this


    26

    Not a JB fan but that's going way too far….creepy indeed.

  27. deco says – reply to this


    27

    are rapists
    my god
    would not believe seeing justin being tortured and harmed
    very cruel

    the worst that the criminal is alive and will plan another scheme to harm justin
    since this obsessed with him
    he will not give up of justin
    omg i m worried

  28. drew says – reply to this


    28

    criminal are obsessed with justin
    as the criminal who murdered John Lennon with a shot

    omg i m crying for justin
    justin sweet boy
    amiable

    this is much cruel my god
    I will not sleep if this man did not die
    because he will not give up justin
    the criminal will still arming another plan to
    do harm justin

    justin kid care
    Please walk with security guards

  29. kiu says – reply to this


    29

    criminal are obsessed with justin
    as the criminal who murdered John Lennon with a shot

    omg i m crying for justin
    justin sweet boy
    amiable

    this is much cruel my god
    I will not sleep if this man did not die
    because he will not give up justin
    the criminal will still arming another plan to
    do harm justin

    justin kid care
    Please walk with security guards

  30. Wesley Porter says – reply to this


    30

    Ha. Ha. Come to find out there's a short story on amazon called murder at shady oaks senior estates: the demise of justin bieber

  31. @v@ says – reply to this


    31

    This crap is the down side of fame. Kid should be brushing up on his marksmanship at a range and applying for a concealed carry, considering.

  32. brad says – reply to this


    32

    Its funny cause if these guys did get to carry out what they were planning
    i wonder if they would remember that he's got over a million beliebers
    that have already given death threats to people mostly girls hating on other girls being with him im not surprised if they would plot out a revenge murder on the men
    involved in it i could see them doing worser things to those men



  33. 33

    i dont belive that at all

  34. URKiddingRGHT says – reply to this


    34

    Really who wants to kill this little gay girlboy? How ridiculous.



  35. 35

    Sick! Behind the big name and all the well deserved fame, his a regular kid.. And this just comes to prove what a fucked up world we live in! How mentally issued can people be? Get a tattoo of him and then kidnap and kill him? Twisted minds,,

  36. FarZulkifli says – reply to this


    36

    Look guys, commenting this comment wont do ANYTHING to his career. He is not affected by your stupid and lame hates. Why? Because it's stupid, y'all are just jealous and two, he's got his Beliebers and his crew. So don't leave a comment if you have nothing nice to say because Justin is a talented boy. He might be young and has made some stupid decisions but that doesn't make him a "white trash" or "lesbian". Come back when you're 18 years old and you're very very successful as he is. Thanks. xo