HOLY GOODNESS GRACIOUS.
There you have it, bbs! Becky is still On The Run -- see what we did there?? LOLz!
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What the f*ck kind of twisted mind dreams up something so devious… and so fashion forward?
It seems that Mark Staake and his nephew Tanner Ruane were recruited by convicted murderer and rapist Dana Martin to MURDER Justin Bieber and his bodyguard using paisley ties — Martin's calling card.
Martin is apparently obsessed with Beebs AND has a tattoo of him of his baby, baby, baby Bieber on his leg!
Staake met Martin while in prison where the whole plot was dreamed up, and Staake and his nephew were supposed to orchestrate the strangling and (BE WARNED THIS IS GROSS) castration of Bieber and his bodyguard after Staake got out of jail.
In fact, it was all supposed to go down at Justin's Madison Square Garden show, but thankfully Staake was arrested on outstanding warrants before anything horrible could happen.
His cousin did actually make it to NY but police caught him and found murder tools and pruning shears in his trunk.
Strangely enough, the man with the murderous Bieber fever — Mr. Martin — spilled the plot to the cops and gave up the pair who were allegedly going to carry out his killer wish!
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