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Lindsay Lohan's Judge Is Not Big On Jail Time

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Today marks yet another day in the Lindsay Lohan legal saga.. but unfortunately, once again, the time likely WILL NOT fit the crime.

None of us are strangers to Lindsay Lohan getting off easy in her string of run-ins with the police, but while the El Lay City Attorney would love to see Lilo in the slammer, Commissioner Jane Godfrey, the judge overseeing her case today, is known for her bleeding heart.

One source close to the judge says:

"Godfrey is not a big jail person."

Translation? When Linds is arraigned this afternoon on 3 misdemeanor counts involving lying to cops, obstruction, and reckless driving, she could very well be sentenced to — YET AGAIN!!! — drug counseling.

Godfrey has even created a graduation ceremony for people who complete counseling under her orders and is just so proud that she buys them gifts to celebrate!!!!

The drug criminal's savior also happened to be the judge in Redmond O'Neal's following felony charges for heroine possession, sending him to rehab after good behavior in jail, and we all know how well that turned out.

We lost count of Lindsay’s rehab stints after the fifth time, but we’re preeetttttttyyyy sure it isn’t working.

Maybe the commissioner will suggest time on Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab?! At least that way she can “serve” her time AND work towards paying off her debt!!!!

P.S. - Who else misses the honorable Marsha Revel and Stephanie Sautner, huh?

[Image via Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.]

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14 comments to “Lindsay Lohan's Judge Is Not Big On Jail Time”

  1. cm says – reply to this


    1

    That dress is not flattering.



  2. 2

    Haha Bi-atch!



  3. 3

    Steal from Tee-ehmzee much, homo?

  4. sighohsigh says – reply to this


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    why can't they send her to rehab for a year? Or longer somewhere in the country far far away from anything she is used to and not let her use any of her money.

  5. Foggyrainfreak says – reply to this


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    I'm sending MAJOR MAJOR EFFIN M A J O R psychotronical delta gammabeams of NON-bleeding-heart-retardation to Judge Jane right NOW for god sake. Come on Judge, grow some effin lady balls and send this red headed stepdemon away, P L E A S E!!!!!

  6. Chanoc says – reply to this


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    Lindsay needs to spend some time in jail and be somebody's bitch for a while. If they let her go, she will just continue doing her crap over and over.

  7. Sassytooyou says – reply to this


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    Pretty sure this will result in actual jail time. Violating probation is serious stuff. The cosmos is sending a big message to Lindsay hope she listens.

  8. W. Beard says – reply to this


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    If this "not big on jail time" judge does not sentence her to time; and I dont mean a few days…then when Lindsey gets out and back on the road and kills someone; the judge should be indicted by the District Attorney for manslaughter along with Lindsey.

  9. Foggyrainfreak says – reply to this


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    Re: W. Beard – my thoughts exactly, my posts on PH.com seem to show my hatred towards LILOW (which I really do ~ despise the spoiled non-talented bitch with a vacuum in her skull) but what is really all I want is for to step down off her self-dreamt-up royalty cloud (LILOW, your not a celeb anymore hun, your smelly filthy white trash and have been since the mid 2000's) and live amongst us lowly commoners for once (you know Lindszee, that "horrible" real-world ~ oh boo hoo hoo) in an extended jail sentence.

    LILOW is done with anyway and I've been really enjoying the slow-mo airliner wreckage which is her life. I didn't always hate the bitch because I used to like her a long long time ago, but she throws EVERYTHING into the toilet EVERY TIME someone gives her a chance, she's an "ugly soul", I'm not perfect, but I'm not a complete moron like her, she's Queen Moron ~aka~ Her Majesty The Moran, HMTM ~aka~ Princess of our Poop, POOP

  10. Quixotic says – reply to this


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    Re: cm – I will second that. I've been trying to say, "well she doesn't look THAT bad…" all this time, but she looks horrific now. I have to admit it.



  11. 11

    What the hell are you freaks talking about, she looks great?

  12. Foggyrainfreak says – reply to this


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    Re: vexer6 – your right Anna Wintour…she'll look even greater in orange with numbers and letters on it, not that she doesn't look like she's already dressed for the bighouse, lol, ahhh those great lines: ohhhh…i duuno…you go to your closet and pick out that blue lumpy old cocaine baggy… Is she going to some hideous garbage bag dress convention? LILOW, {finger snap} DO THE COKE!!!

  13. @v@ says – reply to this


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    The judge isn't big on jail time? What a coincidence.
    Lindsay isn't big on respecting the law.

  14. Foggyrainfreak says – reply to this


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    You know what Lindsay, I had a sudden change of heart last night. You definitely have your plate unbelievably full right now with all the shitty things happening to you and with all the cruel things I've said I take back. There's enough negativity on the web right now about you to put you over the edge. I'll leave "the edge" for everyone's imagination. I hope you don't do anything drastic with yourself. I'll actually be praying for you. For some reason I think your going to fully grasp everything that you've done to yourself very soon now. You just need some MAJOR help kiddo. I'll be rootin for ya. I hope after jail, you get your life back on track. And I'll keep my yapper shut about you and see what happens. You do realize Lindsay you could have it all next year. You'll prob get the 8 months and serve 1-3. But that's nothing right? You just need a time for you to reassess your issues and start planning on becoming an A-lister in Hollywood. It would be one of the greatest of comebacks in the history of Hollywood. Look on the bright side of everything now, put on your girl-armor, and JUST DO IT :) PS Why didn't you thank Charlie Sheen? That was awesome what he did for you? I would have broke down and cried and thanked him profusely, but that's just me. One other thing, stay OFF THE NET, it's vicious against you right now, and you prob know that. Lindsay! Lindsay! {rootin rootin rootin} :0)