And the truth is finally REVEALED!!!
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None of us are strangers to Lindsay Lohan getting off easy in her string of run-ins with the police, but while the El Lay City Attorney would love to see Lilo in the slammer, Commissioner Jane Godfrey, the judge overseeing her case today, is known for her bleeding heart.
"Godfrey is not a big jail person."
Translation? When Linds is arraigned this afternoon on 3 misdemeanor counts involving lying to cops, obstruction, and reckless driving, she could very well be sentenced to — YET AGAIN!!! — drug counseling.
Godfrey has even created a graduation ceremony for people who complete counseling under her orders and is just so proud that she buys them gifts to celebrate!!!!
The drug criminal's savior also happened to be the judge in Redmond O'Neal's following felony charges for heroine possession, sending him to rehab after good behavior in jail, and we all know how well that turned out.
We lost count of Lindsay’s rehab stints after the fifth time, but we’re preeetttttttyyyy sure it isn’t working.
P.S. - Who else misses the honorable Marsha Revel and Stephanie Sautner, huh?
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