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The REAL Vampire Diaries: Actual Vampire May Be Walking Around Serbian Village

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Calling all vampire slayers!!!!!

The Serbian watermill town, Zarzoje, has a REAL vampire roaming among it's warm-blooded civilians.

Residents have been advised to keep garlic and crosses handy in fear that local folklore's Sava Savanovic returns. The supposed vampire lived in the watermill where he would kill and drain workers of their blood, but following the watermill's closure HE HAS RETURNED!!!!!

Local Mico Matic explains just how seriously the people of Zarzoje believe in Sava:

"One should always remain calm, it's important not to frighten him, you shouldn't make fun of him. He is just one of the neighbors, you do your best to be on friendly terms with him."

Whether or not this is real, we're sure happy that we live many, MANY miles away from Serbia.

Unless this Sava Savanovic is as devilishly handsome as Damon Salvatore or Eric Northman…then we're booking our tickets to Serbia to get our necks handled!!!! LOLZ!!!

[Image via @MrsSarahPrinze.]

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8 comments to “The REAL Vampire Diaries: Actual Vampire May Be Walking Around Serbian Village”

  1. nina says – reply to this


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    I am so embarrassed to be Serbian ATM.

  2. cheap blouses for wome says – reply to this


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    Very interesting article, thank you very much

  3. Bojan says – reply to this


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    @Nina: Why? At least he/it doesn't sparkle.

  4. Swaggy says – reply to this


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    Why are you emberrassed? We have a vampire, it's awesome !

  5. Brittney says – reply to this


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    Uhm… What? Why isn't this in the news (some place other then perez hilton?).

  6. Nash says – reply to this


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    It in all the UK newspapers. Its about time we Serbs get recognized for our contribution to vampires haha btw if you didnt kn the roots of the word Vampire are in Serbia, check the etymology section

  7. Janet says – reply to this


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    Lol Ill book tickets to Serbia if he looks like damon Salvatore =p lol
    Or demitri from VA books

  8. True Story says – reply to this


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    Poor thing. Serbs are known for their discipline in work and athletics. Some of them are pretty good looking. I bet Perez is over right now with a pork chop swinging from his belt buckle.