That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
We're counting the seconds until we can count the seconds to 2013, because this year, Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve is going to rock harder than ever!
First, funny lady Jenny McCarthy will host a two-hour tribute to the special's namesake, the legendary Dick Clark.
If only we knew what day it was on… LOLz!