Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Sadly, nothing chops down a pants-Redwood faster than being stuck for far too long onboard a crowded, uncomfortable plane — and that's what happened when someone from Team Carrie tried to commit a heinous crime!
A member of her entourage allegedly stole an admittedly fabulous pair of sunglasses from the terminal and tried to smuggle them out of the country!
Thankfully, the vendor and Carrie quickly came to a resolution — for $1,400 they'd chalk the whole thing up to a misunderstanding!
Fourteen hundred smackaroonies?!
On an assistant's salary!?
We sure hope those were some fetch shades!
[Image via Michael Carpenter/WENN.]