It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
But just in case, Justin makes sure he keeps wifey happy!
And how does he do that?
"He bakes pies. He's Southern, so he's got all this influence from his grandma. He does a three-layer pie, which is a classic southern pie, apparently. And a blueberry crunch cake, which is pretty unbelievable."
That lucky, lucky gurl!
She's clearly happy beyond belief, describing marriage as:
"It means always having someone there to open the pickle jar. Someone to change a lightbulb. Someone to take out the garbage. To share the ups and downs with, have adventures with. Someone to go swimming naked with. That kind of thing."
We can't wait to see what kind of babies these guys pop out. Actually, we can… and for two reasons:
1. We don't want him moving back to Memphis! Wah!
2. They JUST got married. Children CAN wait!! LOL!!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]