Where are these girls’ parents?!
But why were they even there?!
Both weekends have the same lineup, and more importantly
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
'Twas a few nights before Christmas, but in one girl's blouse
A creature was stirring, we'll call it "titmouse";
Her tittays were always kept hidden with care,
So color us shocked when one exposed itself bare!
LeAnn's bosom was usually nestled snuggly in bra,
But when her nipple slipped out, the floor met our jaw!
And we heard it exclaim as it emerged in plain sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"
Oh, hello! We were so enthralled by LeAnn Rimes' holidazed blunder, we didn't even notice you standing there!
Is that eggnog you're drinking? How about a splash of fresh tittay milk to top it off? LOLz!!
Christmas came early this year for us and for the Can't Fight the Moonlight's singer's horniest of fans!
The country starlet showed up in support of a great cause to celebrate the NOH8 Campaign's fourth anniversary!
Unfortunately, her bra was much less supportive!
NOH8 is a charitable organization that hopes to allow all loving couples to marry, regardless of gender or sexual orientation!
[Image via Splash News.]