That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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And we bet she's gonna nom nom nom on that nomination until she is blissfully stuffed with happiness cake!
Taylor Swift is obviously having a majorly AWEsome 23rd birthday; girl is strolling around a quaint, English village arm in arm with her latest lover Harry Styles, is premiering her punk-rock-pop video for Trouble, has a triple platinum album in RED…
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) December 13, 2012
Goodness, if this birthday is anything to go by, the next 12 months really WILL be the year of Lady Tay!
You know… if the world doen't burn in fiery, apocalyptic hellfire come December 22nd.
But you know what? Taylor would probably just write a song about it and make the apocalypse that much sweeter!
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