Way to flip it, Prez!
Gives "skiing high in the Swiss Alps" a whole new meaning!
Ebony Gray unsuccessfully smuggled seven pounds of cocaine-infused chocolate into JFK airport on Sunday
Was she importing a palette of Pablo Esco-bars from Colombia?
Mrz. Gray hoped to blow by U.S. Customs officials by hiding cocaine she brought from Trinidad in several Toblerone chocolate bars.
Those delicious Swiss candy bars are addictive enough! The addition of a Schedule II narcotic is the last thing a chocoholic needs!!
Ebody was arrested and faces super-serious drug-smuggling charges, though she's been released on a $50k bond.
We hope the troubled law-breaker isn't off somewhere getting high — or just plain unhealthy — on her own supply!
[Image via Toblerone.]