That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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We're surprised Wolverine didn't unsheathe those adamantium claws and engrave his name on Hollywood Blvd years ago, LOLz!
Hugh Jackman was honored for on Thursday for like the ninth consecutive day in a row — a stretch which started with kissing Amanda Seyfried on the lips, continued with him earning SAG and Golden Globe nominations for his performance in Les Misérables, and culminates now in him having his place in Hollywood quite literally cemented.
The Aussie actor who played a computer hacker who received an under-the-table-beej under the watchful eye of John Travolta in Swordfish was SUPER stoked to be honored.
"It's kind of a surreal day. I'll probably always remember Thursday, Dec. 13 and I think I'm either going straight from here to buy a lottery ticket or to a casino because it just feels like someone is looking down on me in a very nice way at this moment. I'm excited. The star is right here outside where I got to host the Oscars and if the movie gets nominated [for an Oscar], it'll be nice to get up there and show a little bit of the show to everybody."
We can't think of a better honor for a more deserving individual!
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