The show must go on.
After the passing of legend Joan Rivers, many wondered if her show Fashion Police would be able to carry on in her absence.
Well, we finally have our answer.
Read the emotional statement (below):
[Image via E!.]
Holy shiz! What a perfect solution to chip away at Mz. Lindsay Lohan's ever-growing debt!
It seems poor Lilo's finances are SO out of control that girl now owes $16,000 for a storage locker, and if she does not pay up SOON, Lindz'
secret drug stash precious items could go to the highest bidder!
BUT, the answer to all of Lindsay's money problems could lie in a recent job offer from Scores strip club, as the famed NYC institution has offered to pay Lindsay's locker debt in full AND will cough up cash for the Liz & Dick star's Beverly Hills mansion…
And it's not like Lindsay is opposed to jobs of a sexual nature, she's posed naked numerous times for magazines and she could SO desperately use the money now that endorsers are dropping her like a hot potato!
Plus… she probably doesn't want the contents of that mystery locker eXXXposed for the world to see!
The only major poopstain in this whole plan is that Lindsay may not even be available to take the job, seeing as she might be behind bars for the better part of 2013!
Hmm… maybe she can work remotely? Do they even have internet in jail? LOLz!