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Lindsay Lohan Offered Stripper Job In Exchange For Locker Bill Payoff?!

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Holy shiz! What a perfect solution to chip away at Mz. Lindsay Lohan's ever-growing debt!

It seems poor Lilo's finances are SO out of control that girl now owes $16,000 for a storage locker, and if she does not pay up SOON, Lindz' secret drug stash precious items could go to the highest bidder!

BUT, the answer to all of Lindsay's money problems could lie in a recent job offer from Scores strip club, as the famed NYC institution has offered to pay Lindsay's locker debt in full AND will cough up cash for the Liz & Dick star's Beverly Hills mansion…

IF she dances naked hosts online chats for their website! The job doesn't even include nudity!

And it's not like Lindsay is opposed to jobs of a sexual nature, she's posed naked numerous times for magazines and she could SO desperately use the money now that endorsers are dropping her like a hot potato!

Plus… she probably doesn't want the contents of that mystery locker eXXXposed for the world to see!

The only major poopstain in this whole plan is that Lindsay may not even be available to take the job, seeing as she might be behind bars for the better part of 2013!

Hmm… maybe she can work remotely? Do they even have internet in jail? LOLz!

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5 comments to “Lindsay Lohan Offered Stripper Job In Exchange For Locker Bill Payoff?!”

  1. Fergie_beat_Marios_Ass says – reply to this


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    So it isn,t a stripper job as your missleading headline reads. Way not to be a BULLY.
    I do not believe this story nin the 1st place. At between $30 & $150 a month for a locker it would be impossible to run up a $16,000 bill. And even if it were true the public would never hear about it. BULLY BULLY BULLY BULLY BULLY BULLY BULLY BULLY BULLY BULLY BULLY BULLY BULLY BULLY BULLY BULLY BULLY BULLY BULLY BULLY



  2. 2

    people need to QUIT bailing her out of her problems, even if they do get something in return. she needs to hit a TRUE rock bottom. this just allows her to keep blowing off her issues. of course, she's so far gone and such a narcissist I'm not sure she's even help-able at this time anyway.

  3. CRG7 says – reply to this


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    Re: Fergie_beat_Marios_Ass – That is what I was thinking, did she not pay for it for 20 years?! So ridiculous.

  4. nini says – reply to this


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    Re: Fergie_beat_Marios_Ass – have you ever seen ET when she showed her closets?? She does not have one little storage she has probably 10 or 20 seriously. Your as much in denial as the rest of her family…and it's called a "tag line" so people like take the bait and click. Except you took it one step further and actually commented to bully Mario and resorting to violence. Your a smart one :)



  5. 5

    lindsay doesnt actually work….