ROCK… WHAT THE F***!?!
'O.J. Murders' caught on tape???
This is NOT the kind of Christmas cheer we had in mind!! Jeez… those photos are FRIGHTENING!! And even though we're only taking this new "bombshell evidence" with a grain of salt, it kinda makes you curious, no??
BUT LET'S MOVE ON TO SOMETHING LESS HORRIFIC…
OMG… are we STILL talking about Lamar Odom's supposed cheating??? We thought we blocked this out of our memory for GOOD!!
Seriously… it's the HOLIDAZE! The last thing we need is for one of the cutest couples to break up! Nooo!!!
SO LET'S MOVE ON SHALL WE?
What?? More Kardashian drama!?! Didn't we just move on from this? C'mon… there is no way that Bruce Jenner is really moving out right before Christmas. Nope, we just don't wanna believe it!
It can't be… can it??
Okay, we'll admit this is easier to bear than Khloe's love woes. But seriously… get it together Kardashian Kupid!!
We know they're passionately in love with each other, but c'mon…
BAAACK TO REAL-I-TY….
Aww! Drew Barrymore's sweet babeh looks absolutely adorable!!
We're just so happy for her. Aren't U??
SPEAKING OF BABIES…
There's drama in Giuliana Rancic's life!
Looks like gurlfriend's gonna have to choose — busy busy career or family cultivation!
Which one will she choose??
We mean, she worked so hard to make this motherhood thing happen, it would be super silly to give up all this precious time with the newborn!
We're sure there's a compromise in there somewhere.
THAT'S ALL FOR THIS TIME, JINGLE BELLZ!