Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Except…wait a second!
That's not her fiance, Eric Johnson! That's Zach Braff!
Okay, okay, so Jessica Simpson most certainly did NOT jump the gun on her rumored Hawaiian nuptials this weekend, and instead served as a bridesmaid at her best friend/former assistant Cacee Cobb's wedding to Scrubs star Donald Faison!
Ch-ch-check her out walking down the aisle (above)!
The actor's co-star, Braff, not only hosted the ceremony at his home, but served as a groomsman alongside singer Joshua Radin, and apparently, not only was the singer's sister, Ashlee, in attendance…but so were BOTH their separated parents, Joe and Tina!
And despite rumors that Jess wants nothing to do with her pops these days, the two were spotted chatting warmly together during the reception!
Well, that's certainly a relief!
We're so thrilled to know that these two at least seemed to be able to set aside their differences for the happy occasion!
Congratulations, Cacee and Donald!
We hope your special day was everything you dreamed it to be!
P.S. No clear baby bump for Jess yet! Sneaky gurlfriend still managed to wear black! Damn!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]