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Lindsay Lohan Pimping Herself As Party Guest?!

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Wanna impress friends and upset parents? Have a sh*t ton of cash on hand? Then you should purchase your very own Lindsay Lohan party guest! Party favors not included… LOLz!

Fiery-haired child of chaos AKA Lindsay Lohan is SO desperate for money, it seems she has decided to pimp herself out as a party guest for big bucks.

Partying does seem to come so naturally to Lilo, perhaps being a professional party goer is Lindsay's true calling!

Talent agency 123Talent claims to represent the Liz & Dick star and has reportedly sent a pitch e-mail to the NY Post, offering Lilo up for events such as weddings, Bat Mitzvahs, and other various social engagements.

The e-mail allegedly states:

"Book One of Hollywood's Biggest Movie Stars Lindsay Lohan Now!… Not only is Lindsay an Actress but she is also a Fashion Designer, Model and Recording Artist."

Linz has had other job offers recently; she may be the next spokesperson for Odaingerous clothing line, a gig that would pay her $500,000, OR she could be the next online chat host for famed NYC strip club Scores.

Hmm… strip club or party prostitution?

Why not do both!

Unless of course she can't. You know, cause she may be locked up in a jail cell for the better part of a year.

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19 comments to “Lindsay Lohan Pimping Herself As Party Guest?!”

  1. michy says – reply to this


    1

    my god, look at her..looks terrible.

  2. irvinegirl says – reply to this


    2

    She looks like she's wearing red wax lips. Awful.

  3. @v@ says – reply to this


    3

    Work is work, in between acting gigs; IRS and bills to pay.

  4. MB says – reply to this


    4

    Fuck that shit…. Lindsay you can pay me, and I'll hang out with you…

  5. JosieJ says – reply to this


    5

    Re: MB – Pay you with WHAT?! That's the point, she needs to make money to pay her debts, not spend.



  6. 6

    haha lowhore is nothing but a washed up bloated junkie has-been slut.



  7. 7

    Give her a bottle of vodka and she'll show up to baby-sit your kids….



  8. 8

    Are teenage boys safe with her around?



  9. 9

    Is she part of the after party clean-up crew?

  10. tempe says – reply to this


    10

    Re: Pray the Gay Away… – As much as with Perez…:)



  11. 11

    another story already proven FALSE. 123 published the fact that she is not a client. your crack<smoking> staff fucked up again whilst copying from , tee emm zee.



  12. 12

    Is this code for prostitution or is that next?

  13. JK says – reply to this


    13

    I did that.

  14. MB says – reply to this


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    Re: JosieJ – Oh. Stupid me, I couldn't get past the first 2 sentences of a Perez Hilton article, and just pieced together what I thought was happening based on the title and picture. Forget it then. She's too much of a liablility for me to be around…



  15. 15

    Re: raypearson – good thing it's not true. who in their right mind would pay to have that shitty mess hanging around ? unless of course they wanted to get photos of her once she was wasted … hmmm …..

  16. I'd hire her. says – reply to this


    16

    … And then me and my ex-con friends who've done time for various crimes can bounce her around a little. Y'know, steal her car, leave it parked outside a club with cocaine stuck in the seats and a bottle of vodka on the dashboard.
    Afterwards, we'll call the LA City Attorney and have a good laugh.

  17. Motherofallthatslilo says – reply to this


    17

    I'll pay her $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,004.20 to just go away to go visit Pluto for a few hundred millenarian. I'll even throw in 1,000 cases of Grey Plutonium Vodka and a truckload of cherry flavored Chee Toes.



  18. 18

    ill give her 50 bucs to help me feed the cats turkey on xmas day…

  19. barny says – reply to this


    19

    I'll pay her with Vodka to live with me as my permanent Party Guest.Only one requirement,she has to wear a skimpy bikini are nothing.